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I feel like a Delta employee somewhere misunderstood the instruction to “increase outreach to Latin customer base.”
LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES
It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The state of Texas, along with 30 other states, does not currently allow same-sex marriage. Despite recent victories in places like Oregon and Pennsylvania, many states are still in court over the issue leading this openly gay judge to politely turn away couples until marriage is equal.
In an interview with the Dallas Voice, Parker said ,“I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of people that doesn’t apply to another group of people.”
While some are outraged, many applaud Parker, pointing out that same-sex couples have been denied marriages for years and that this is just an ironic dose of how homosexuals are treated.
Daughter, you are my dream come true. You are a seven foot tall praying mantis smoking a mahogany pipe and wearing a detective hat. You chased me into a dark alley and tried to eat me, but at the moment your fearsome jaws opened, you turned into a thousand monarch butterflies and floated away on the wind. Sometimes I wish you’d be more like the other girls.