I hear my mom a couple of rooms away having what sounds like a major disagreement with my dad, who is on speakerphone. I sidle up to the door to hear more and realize that they’re arguing about Firefly.
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this