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I hear my mom a couple of rooms away having what sounds like a major disagreement with my dad, who is on speakerphone. I sidle up to the door to hear more and realize that they’re arguing about Firefly.

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I died a little

I died a little

(Source: doctordune, via collababortion)

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My stove broke on erev pesach, because of course it did.

My stove broke on erev pesach, because of course it did.

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ashleyvstheworld:

Game of thrones

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Charoset trio—right to left: date/pistachio/orange zest/wine; apple/walnut/cinammon/wine; fig/honey/almond/and, yes, more wine

Charoset trio—right to left: date/pistachio/orange zest/wine; apple/walnut/cinammon/wine; fig/honey/almond/and, yes, more wine

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a special message for a very special someone

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via collababortion)

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It’s no longer just the inspector gadget theme song that makes my daughter crack up. Her new favorite is watching her moms dance around like idiots singing CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE, RESCUE RANGERS!

And even though her vocabulary is limited right now to “aaaa” and “gggooo” and “bbbfffttthhrp,” I know in her head she’s like “DANCE, FOOLS. YOUR UNGAINLINESS AMUSES ME.”

It’s no longer just the inspector gadget theme song that makes my daughter crack up. Her new favorite is watching her moms dance around like idiots singing CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE, RESCUE RANGERS!

And even though her vocabulary is limited right now to “aaaa” and “gggooo” and “bbbfffttthhrp,” I know in her head she’s like “DANCE, FOOLS. YOUR UNGAINLINESS AMUSES ME.”

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mixedupjournals:

This is quite possibly the most “GB” comic I’ve ever drawn.
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mixedupjournals:

This is quite possibly the most “GB” comic I’ve ever drawn.

GB

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